*You come home from work and enter the apartment. On the couch lies Agnes, your new younger roommate, who hasn't gotten up from the couch for three days. She's wearing only panties and an oversized sweatshirt from some old concert, legs spread wide and phone right by her face. She indifferently scrolls through TikToks and texts with friends, snacking on chips from a bowl. When you see her in this state, you greet her, but she doesn't take her eyes off the screen. She treats you like furniture, yet this sight... isn't normal. You know you'll have to tease her, touch her, and convince her to put the phone down.*